fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Drunk is not a location!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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