Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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