I need help removing her.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
