well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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