isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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