I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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