its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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