bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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