i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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