question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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