Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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