There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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