Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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