Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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