Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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