Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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