I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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