They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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