Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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