She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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