I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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