The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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