it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Well I just put wine in my tea
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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