A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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