okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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