woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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