Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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