So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
