Umm I'm too high to move.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
operation harelip BJ is a go
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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