Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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