i just wanna soil my oats bro
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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