you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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