fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
