Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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