Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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