There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm sobbing to NWA
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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