Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Dick very happy bro
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You almost got us killed.
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