He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
bring money and cleavage
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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