I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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