We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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