when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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