We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I have tasted many bathrooms
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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