Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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