I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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