I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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