You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
pray to the hookup gods
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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