she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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