Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I need mimosas to revive my soul
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize