he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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