Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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