Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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