I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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