He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I currently don't understand fingers.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
