garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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