You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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